Unity, I'm sorry. I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. I was thinking more of a "choose your own cellphone carrier" thing.
Wed, Jun 17
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I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.
Tue, Jun 16
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I've been thinking of moving out for some time now. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy.
Tue, Jun 16
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We should've got the live chicken.
Mon, Jun 15
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Is evil real, and if so, can it be measured? Rhetorical question. The answer's yes, you just have to be a genius.
Sun, Jun 14
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Hey, I'm looking for a friend. He's, uh, tall, dumb, smells like bread. Um, oh yeah, chainsaw arm. Probably should've, led with that one, but�..